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14.06.2025 00:12
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is the world male-dominated?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No go.
No, not a chance
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
What was your first trans experience like?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to